August 2010
11 posts
Craigslist Friends
Thats IT.
I have decided to find internet freinds - IRL.
I have put an ad on craigslist in hopes of finding a new BFF, as I have had NONE over the course of my life. I know one of these days I’m going to get married and as it stands, I have an empty wedding party :(
Ok - time to find buddies
Paul Rudd. Deejaying a bar mitzvah. →
timeoutnewyork:
Do we really need to say anything else?
(h/t to interweber)
I Don't Talk All That Much...
Well HERE I don’t. IRL I don’t shut up…much to everyones sadness.
Speak in pictures not in words.
8:00 a.m.
8:00 a.m.
8:00 a.m.
8:00 a.m.
8:00 a.m.
The only time 8:00 a.m is good is when one is EMPLOYED. Can’t even go to the mall.
ASK ME STUFF →
July 2010
17 posts
After watching Toddlers & Tiaras, I'm convinced...
acewepeel:
collect the winnings for their “college fund,” and then murder them in their sleep.
Rum
Tastes absolutley amazing dreadful.
Drink anyone?
Tuwednezday
Is it Tuesday?
Or Wednesday?
Day 3 of unemployment and I’ve lost all track of time.
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Forever Vitamin Water?!
Forever and ever
Forever I said
Forever and ever
til both of us are dead
forever is clever
as far as i know
together forever
our disgust will grow
….
Are you addicted to vitamin water? I don’t know how it became delicious water was no longer good for me - and I needed 120 calories per 600 ml of water to feel like I’m living the good life again
“Oh look. A movie is coming out where Michael Cera plays a love-struck teenager...”
– (via sothenshe)
Sometimes I am really glad that I don’t have any friends. I find myself less lonley then people who do.
Never Getting Out Of Bed Again
I’d rather sip on this vodka instead.
mmMMmMmmmMMMmmmmMm