August 2010
11 posts
Craigslist Friends
Thats IT. I have decided to find internet freinds - IRL. I have put an ad on craigslist in hopes of finding a new BFF, as I have had NONE over the course of my life.  I know one of these days I’m going to get married and as it stands, I have an empty wedding party :( Ok - time to find buddies
Aug 9th
Aug 4th
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Aug 4th
Aug 4th
Aug 4th
Paul Rudd. Deejaying a bar mitzvah. →
timeoutnewyork: Do we really need to say anything else? (h/t to interweber)
Aug 4th
313 notes
Aug 4th
I Don't Talk All That Much...
Well HERE I don’t.  IRL I don’t shut up…much to everyones sadness. Speak in pictures not in words.
Aug 3rd
Aug 3rd
8:00 a.m. 8:00 a.m. 8:00 a.m. 8:00 a.m. 8:00 a.m. The only time 8:00 a.m is good is when one is EMPLOYED.  Can’t even go to the mall.
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
July 2010
17 posts
Jul 30th
After watching Toddlers & Tiaras, I'm convinced...
acewepeel: collect the winnings for their “college fund,” and then murder them in their sleep.
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
Rum
Tastes absolutley amazing dreadful. Drink anyone?
Jul 29th
Jul 28th
Tuwednezday
Is it Tuesday? Or Wednesday? Day 3 of unemployment and I’ve lost all track of time.
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
Forever Vitamin Water?!
Forever and ever Forever I said Forever and ever til both of us are dead forever is clever as far as i know together forever our disgust will grow …. Are you addicted to vitamin water? I don’t know how it became delicious water was no longer good for me - and I needed 120 calories per 600 ml of water to feel like I’m living the good life again
Jul 28th
Jul 27th
Jul 27th
“Oh look. A movie is coming out where Michael Cera plays a love-struck teenager...”
– (via sothenshe)
Jul 27th
Sometimes I am really glad that I don’t have any friends.  I find myself less lonley then people who do.
Jul 27th
Jul 27th
Jul 27th
Never Getting Out Of Bed Again
I’d rather sip on this vodka instead. mmMMmMmmmMMMmmmmMm
Jul 27th