Craigslist Friends
Thats IT.
I have decided to find internet freinds - IRL.
I have put an ad on craigslist in hopes of finding a new BFF, as I have had NONE over the course of my life. I know one of these days I’m going to get married and as it stands, I have an empty wedding party :(
Ok - time to find buddies
Ah yes, travel sized absinthe. So you can lose your mind like a 19th century french painter, on the go.
Paul Rudd. Deejaying a bar mitzvah. →
Do we really need to say anything else?
(h/t to interweber)
I Don’t Talk All That Much…
Well HERE I don’t. IRL I don’t shut up…much to everyones sadness.
Speak in pictures not in words.
8:00 a.m.
8:00 a.m.
8:00 a.m.
8:00 a.m.
8:00 a.m.
The only time 8:00 a.m is good is when one is EMPLOYED. Can’t even go to the mall.
ASK ME STUFF →
After watching Toddlers & Tiaras, I’m convinced it’s every white trash family’s goal to enter their child into a beauty pageant,
collect the winnings for their “college fund,” and then murder them in their sleep.